Blogsbody accepts Dr Sophy’s invite to jump into Facebook with her
April 30th, 2009
Blogsbody had no idea, Sophy,
Feverish, taken to his bed and neither hearing nor seeing workmen pass his first-floor bedroom window armed with scaffolding. Waking on fire. And, in his delirium, imagining he is incarcerated in Kingston Penitentiary overlooking Tichborne, Ontario, a break-out away from Canada’s famed Land of the Lakes.
Later yesterday, unaware of your academic pedigree, HSC Blogsbody, opens his e-mail to read:
My dear new friend,
Charlie’s chickens are paying a high price. For not a few hours ago, I watched them play Dead Soldier to appease him. Charlie thinks he is hypnotizing them. They, too, feel his fear. So, you see, we must act now. If nothing else, for his chickens’ sake.
