Eco chick looks to nest among Cressroads’ birds of prey
You twittering Eco chick,
Nesting in a car blanket on our Tichborne poet’s village acres. Putting your hoppy Bull & Bell self in all manner of rural danger. But was it all to have folk read the sell-line for your alternative cover: ‘Real earthy. Get down and dirty with our eco earthy section’?
Bringing to life the spring launch of your 20-page companion publication to Greater Cressroads’ Power Business Network that Blogsbody was given to read leaned over the Primmer Bar of the Tichborne Arms, while Nurse Groper’s healing hands worked their magic on his lower back pain.
If your mission in glorious celebration of an Immi Swift for an only daughter is made a mite clearer, who knows but our eco-friendly landlady with gel to die for might rally to your cause?
As for Antony-Worrall-Thompson-unable-to-be-with-us-tonight, you can forget his ‘yummy mummy treats’.
For your next twitter feast put your network’s tums in the imaginative hands of an Arms’ chef to more celebrity legends than Immi’s granny has cracked open Easter eggs.
And presuming, Amanda, your Immi was in her legal eagle Granny Miller’s safe pair of hands as you took to sleeping eco rough in Tichborne?
No place for a Barbican chick all of a twitter.
Prey, perhaps, to Tichborne’s buzzards as well as kestrel, sparrow and hobby hawks. But, Amanda, of this you can be sure. If you want down-to-earthy, look no further.
Okay, the blokes don’t wed one other between polishing Black Rod’s parliamentary paraphernalia at the Palace of Westminster. But no-one inTichborne will ever be barred from their centuries-old thatched hostelry for cussin’ over opening and closing hours in such eco-friendly terms as bullshit.
Folk aren’t precious. Hereabouts, they’re real. You name it, they’ve likely done it. And plenty more besides. If they haven’t, they’ll be interested to learn about it.
Ya, Amanda?
Yuppy-aye-o, Blogsbody
Her granny died.
His Lordship, known for his tendency to remain quiet on such occasions, has questions relating to the Greater Cressroads’ Power Business Network. Not that he is offended by failing to get a mention but rather that many topics important to the good people of the area have been entirely overlooked in this Spring of Springs. Bad enough that no explanation has been given for the increase in the Gs. First it was G4, then G7 then G8 and now it’s G20. Soon on this logarithmic scale it will be G4657 and they won’t be able to find a village hall big enough to hold a meeting. Then, not a mention of the good news delivered by George “the hedge find” Soros aka “the man who made billions out of pointless currency speculation”, the news being that doom is only possible and not certain? Worth a mention shurely! Perhaps His Lordship expects too much of Blogsbody but one would have thought that even 5 minutes under the hands of Nurse Groper would inspire loftier thoughts. LD