Continuing Story of Cressroads

U MAY GO DRINKING WITH THAT ‘EFFING GORDON RAMSEY - after gossip at the bar of Greater Cressroads’ Hellsbells, Nether Wallop, resolves the whogotit mystery of the successful bidder for the Stockbridge red light house with Louisiana-style balcony for courtesans plying their trade not 200 years ago, a time when the town, notable for its racecourse as well as training racehorses, sent two members to Parliament - BUT I’M IN THE PUB WITH CAROL THATCHER, texts Her Nibs.

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“Has Blogsbody seen anyone suspicious in and about Cressroads?” its town hack looks his most helpful for two plainclothes constables finished posting an information wanted notice on the most dangerous lamppost in Broad Street.

Their deed done, DC Hood is back to toting an extending stepladder - ‘Elf and Safety requires it - for his partner DC Biggs to be through with their mounting and posting duties as Blogsbody hastens to stop them heading out of town in their unmarked police car.

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